An absent minded scientist drove into his own garage and called up the local police station, the constable arrived saw the man sitting in his own car, staring at the vacant garage.
“What happened sir?” the constable asked.
“My car is stolen!” the scientist muttered.
“The description of the car sir!”
He gave the description of the car he was sitting in.
Joke from Khushwant Singh’s jokebook. 🙂