A man boards a train and asks the attendant to wake him up at Visakhapatnam, the train reaches Visakh and resumes its journey forth. The attendant of-course forgets to wake the man up.
The man wakes up in the morning and asks the man on the lower berth which station passed, the man answers.
The man from the upper berth exclaims, “Wow What a train, upper half of it is travelling for one destination, the lower half for another!”
BTW remember one thing as you read these posts, none of these jokes are written by me, they are all picked up from here or there, cant write a joke, maybe someday I will! then in that special case/cases I will mention!