A thief crept into the house and heard the parrot, “I see you and the saint sees you!”
the thief started packing, the parrot repeated, “I see you and the saint sees you!”
the thief growled, “Cut it out you stupid bird or else…” he flashed the torch at the bird cage and his eyes met the eyes of Saint, the pet Doberman.
Well these jokes are obviously collected mostly from internet, none is written by this poor creature! if I ever write a joke I will certainly mention that!
have a lovely day!